Contains adult language and violence. Reader discretion advised.

Ranma Saotome is given command of Starfleet's newest and most powerful battleship, the U.S.S. Benjamin Sisko. An awesome combination till his crew starts to board. Ranma is discouraged to find out that Shampoo is his Executive Officer, Akane is his Chief Medical Officer, Mousse is his weapons officer, and - of all people - Ryouga is the helmsman! What in the world did he do to deserve this? Ranma must get over it though if he is to ever defeat the ever-powerful Kuno collective and rescue Akane from a band of Space Pirates! Moon Trek is a hilarious example of what happens when you take aspirin with a vodka chaser!